420 ftw
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
Randomize
