so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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