I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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