I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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