I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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