I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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