I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize