I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
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