I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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