spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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