yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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