Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
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