i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
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