I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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