i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
Randomize
