Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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