That's intense
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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