try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
don't judge my taste in strippers
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
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