what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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