No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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