Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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