She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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