hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
She even gives head with a lisp.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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