im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
Randomize
