Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
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