Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
Randomize
