Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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