I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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