I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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