I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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