Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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