Small penises have feelings too.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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