we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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