Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
zippers are such a cool invention
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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