But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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