Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
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