She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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