**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
Enjoy the penises
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
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