Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
we should paint friendship bongs
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