they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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