omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Randomize