batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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