I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
Church boner. Awkwardddd
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
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