my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
She told me I should be a condom model.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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