So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
The beers last night were like the tears from god
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
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