My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
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