physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
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