Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
She said her name was "party"
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
Randomize