Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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