woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
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