no, he came in my armpit
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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