I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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