Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
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