I want to stick my p in your. b.
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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