that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
So much rum. So many feels.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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