you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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