I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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