i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
