so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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