Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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