i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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