When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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