...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
God, I missed his penis.
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